January 2

this person is rude and can be Controlling but hot

her: its January 2 guess what that means

him: what?
her:it means a person born on this day is rude controlling and hot

him:oh really its my birth day today

by 3s0o74 January 5, 2022

2 fingers up

hockey girls are the best

he put 2 fingers up

by the best 7282747282 December 16, 2022

November 2

National beat your meat day for those who are not attending the NNN (No Nut November)

- Yooo bro, let's beat our meat!
- But it's No Nut November.
- Aahh don't worry it's November 2 ,the beat your meat day, we're not attending

by PresidentWOOOOO November 2, 2020

you got 2 bucks

Usually asked by a junkie who needs 2 bucks to get him, or herself a shot of dope from someone at a homeless camp.

"You got 2 bucks!?"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

2 percent

The percent of people in the world that are causing 95% of all of our problems who should be in prison or institutionalized.

If we took 2 percent... put them in jail period...all problems would instantly go away...2 percent would be the baseline...mandatory minimum.

by TheStol August 25, 2025

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by A Guy that has a real life November 8, 2022