When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.
Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.
I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.
I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.
by Casmmmm February 17, 2022
Get the The brown turletmug. by 69macaroni August 30, 2021
Get the Brown Boxedmug. when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022
Get the brown slinkymug. Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
Get the Alan Brownemug. by SiK June 5, 2017
Get the Brown baggingmug. Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.
by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018
Get the brown his boxersmug. by tour guide November 24, 2021
Get the teagan brownmug.