Brown Stories

When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE

Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...

Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!

by Lingo357 October 23, 2012

brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?

by cosmic user January 23, 2020

King Brown

The act of copping or handing out a deadly blow to the back of the head, almost always lethal

King brown sit down, back of the head now ya fuckin dead

Rito who wants a filthy king brown to the back of the head? Get in quick cunts they’re goin like hot cakes!

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019

Fred Browne

Genuinely believes he is sick at everything. Fred has a very small penis which makes him very sad but it doesn’t matter because he bullshits so much.

That’s such a Fred Browne move

by Deez nuts 4321 November 24, 2021

Brown nose

A "brown nose" refers to a person who excessively flatters or ingratiates themselves with someone, often to gain favor or affection, particularly in contexts related to romantic interest or sexual attraction. This behavior is characterized by a submissive, overly compliant demeanor that is meant to please the other person, sometimes to the point of compromising one's own integrity or self-respect.

Julie: *does everything kyle wants her to*
Kyle: good girl

Jacob: ugh, Julie is such a brown nose

by UrbanDictionaryHaha November 15, 2024

Moob Brown

Crazy ass nigga tryin to roll a blunt.

"moob brown isnt fat, hes full of sexyness"

by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011

Charley Brown

after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....

Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.

by Bafoolery April 1, 2011