New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.

Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.

by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021

new impressionism

one painting with four perceptions

Anyone can use create painting that fall under the category of new impressionism. This term was coined by the New Impressionist ( Cordoba)

by newimpressionist January 9, 2015

Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.

Joepy: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024

New Lisbon

The worst fucking town ever you literally walk everywhere if you live in town. mainly every freshman has lost there virginity. They all are hoe bags.

1. Hey you know that 16 year old who had a baby at 15. 2. Yeah she was from New Lisbon AKA (new lesbian)

by Catsmeller February 7, 2020

Coca Cola gives you that refreshing new feeling!

it really does.

Coca Cola gives you that refreshing new feeling! -1961 coca cola commercial

by joshua lionel cowen November 6, 2025

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.

Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.

by baby2.0 December 27, 2009