(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 26, 2024

to grant time

To give time for something that is important for you.

If you fail to grant time for the things you care about, you will forget why you are even fighting at all.

by StrangerOrMe July 29, 2017

Dierreler Time

When you are waiting for your dealer to get back to you and they are taking too long and you come to the point that if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t. Also see Radiate App.

Looking for a ball bro, but if this guy is working on Dierreler Time if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t.

by Iamwebster1307 February 03, 2023

alligator fun time

do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.

oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time

by oofer101 January 23, 2018

time goblin

he gobbles time

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.

by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018

Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.

“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”

by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023