Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

Spider fuck

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

by Kroenig September 21, 2009

Fuck-toss

The action of tossing an object across a room in a lackadaisical manner but still resulting in an accurate end result

Joe fuck-tossed the eyedrops to Jack and they still landed in right in his lap

by GIMME_THE_LOOT421 March 13, 2010

Fart Fucking

When a person with a bad case of gas gets fucked in the ass and farts a lot.

It is easier to try fart fucking after eating large quantities of beans.

by bwbigwoman January 13, 2011

Fucking France

an alternative to saying the the word france or describing anything french. used in christopher moore's novel: Fool

see you later, i'm off to fucking france

moi? said i in perfect fucking french

by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011

battle fuck

1. To have aggressive sex with someone you fear or are intimidated by
2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex

Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.

Example #1: She would "battle fuck" him.
Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
Example #3: She's a total "battle fuck".

by ZANDV October 8, 2011

a-fucking-ruba

PARADISE!!!

The exotic island location with white sandy beaches where awesome people go to drink bottomless adult beverages and get their fuck on all day until they need to be carried back to their room in a wheel barrow.

Jason and Bonnie went to A-fucking-RUBA :)

by ILikeYouLots:) May 27, 2010