mad time

It's just like having a bad time but instead of bad it's mad or crazy,you cannot control your negative emotions making you do things you'll regret after

The kid had a mad time at school

by MyNameIsConnorAndILikeDogs November 1, 2018

Time

time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing

Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses

by Donald Trump Dude November 6, 2018

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018

Wholesome Time

A period of time usually at night from 10 p.m. - 12 a.m. in which everyone gets comfy to talk about wholesome things after getting their asses whooped at work.

“Hey, can we have wholesome time?”
“Bro, totally. I’m bigtired.”

by delanya666 December 19, 2018

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

Peanut BUTTer Jelly Time

When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.

Man, my girl gave me a Peanut BUTTER Jelly Time yesterday, she loved it.

by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018