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Fag (new)

1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.

Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.
Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"
by derogatoryTheDestroyer October 25, 2023
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new york nacho

a sex move where you and your homeboys start getting on that type timing with eachother it in a manhattan mexican restaurant Krazy-$tyle
Me and the boys got kicked out of Chipoltle for doing a new york nacho on the tables.
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025
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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
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New York City Workout

When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor
“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”
by Gemmalacoi June 11, 2021
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
by ABower May 14, 2018
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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