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cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!
by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021
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To pull a Pelosi

When someone has developed such a pathological hatred of something that it begins to cloud their judgement to the point that it effects their ability to function as a normal human being.
Me: “Sorry Steve, I can’t come hunting with you this weekend, but when I told my mom about it she decided to pull a Pelosi and destroyed the furniture, tore up my homework threatened to withhold my allowance until she got what she wanted. She REALLY doesn’t like hunting”.

Steve: “no shit!”
by Gryph73 January 11, 2021
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Pull a Cruz

To abandon struggling individuals during a time of great crisis rather than take personal responsibility.
1. I can't believe Ted chose to pull a Cruz and fly to Cancun during the great Texas winter storm of 2021.
2. It was shocking that Newt would pull a Cruz and leave his cancer-stricken wife for his mistress.

3. Donald choose to pull a Cruz by refusing to create a coordinated vaccination plan.
by Cheeky Dodger February 18, 2021
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Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).
"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"
by Samuraicop February 25, 2021
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Pulled an Ammar

When you talk to a female and get her hyped up happy thinking shes gonna get married to you but then you tell her to fuck off.
Yo bro, remember that girl i was talking to, i Pulled an Ammar on her.
by RavingOneChow March 27, 2021
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Pull a Wendy

When your not actually sick but you feel entitled to sick days so you can sit at home and watch Netflix

Or

When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack
I really can't be arsed to do this, I might just pull a wendy

Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week
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pulling boys

someone who would be up for dating you, so you “pulled them” but sometimes they get the red button instead of green 😞
omg i’ve been pulling boys from every direction!
by bejejehdusishehw May 25, 2021
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