Mainly used in the gaming industry as an insult, derived from the Dutch as "Stront Pouch" to blame or insult other players as a result of their actions during gameplay ie: squad players/ team mates or enemies in game chat.
by The Welsh Guy January 10, 2017
Get the Shit Pouch mug.When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.
Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time
Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"
Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"
by Pettybitch January 27, 2017
Get the pity shit mug.to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.
don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!
by Julce June 28, 2012
Get the Tech-shit mug.When you're in very serious trouble. More trouble than when someone says that they're "in the shit". A clean version of this is "In the DS".
Example #1: Fuck! We're in the damn shit for about $80,000 bucks!
Example #2: Fuuka just found out her boyfriend totally cheated on her with Yukari. Oooh, he's in the damn shit now...
Example #2: Fuuka just found out her boyfriend totally cheated on her with Yukari. Oooh, he's in the damn shit now...
by MasterMenos August 12, 2012
Get the In the Damn Shit mug.Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013
Get the Shit and shuffle mug.Someone that drives in the left-hand lane of a road or highway and drives at least 10 mph under the posted speed limit.
I should have arrived here quicker, but a slow as hell shit-bricker was blocking me the whole way here.
by CasperM March 19, 2011
Get the Shit-Bricker mug.When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.
by JewNoseSearching4Rumspringa July 25, 2011
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