Get a life

This phrase is usually said by your dog.

It knows man.

Get a life bro

by neighbor.whos.watching.you.rn July 28, 2020

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Rig Life

Working in the drilling industry, specifically on a drill rig (excludes 'purple circle' new starters) and encompassing all aspects of drilling into your life, no matter how demeaning or illegal.

Damn! I wish my driller would stop touching me, he didn't even do a take 5! And I'm only 16 but now I owe a carton.. guess that's "rig life".

by Rig life September 20, 2025

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Life

If I don't have one then what (exactly) did everyone memorize?

Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."

Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"

Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."

Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

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