brown shmellkin

When a woman is taking a poop on the toilet & giving head to a man at the same time.

A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.

by L. Tigre November 10, 2013

Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.

Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..

by Willywanker November 26, 2013

cutty brown

Ass sex. Anal lovin.

Give up that cutty brown bitch.

by Nick dog December 2, 2013

Havana Browns

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

by Perry The Platypus December 3, 2013

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013

fresh brown

A load of poop that has just recently been dropped

I just laid a fresh brown and it smells terrible

by Stee McDee December 21, 2013

brown gravy twitch

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

by Becquiqui December 22, 2013