Pulling a Max

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

pulled a kyle

pulled a kyle: you date a guy in college and commit to a long-term relationship. the guy lives with you to avoid a dorm and pretends to love you. he pulled kyle

so you were in a relationship with a college sweetheart and he just left after graduating? wow he pulled a kyle

by notreallyapersonanymore May 14, 2022

Pulling a Jody

Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time

Kid: Hey Mom, where’s dad? We’re gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dad’s in there pulling a Jody. He’s finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up

by 1234loozer2000 January 24, 2022

Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Pulling a Meesam

Pulling a Meesam is a new trancedentalist idea where one simultaneously beats thy meat while taking a shit.

Wanna join me in pulling a Meesam

by ColNart February 13, 2022

Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

by Iwillshootyouintheass April 2, 2022

to pull a volari

When a graphics cards company hypes its new product excessively, creating hopes that it will be really good, and in the and the card is just plain crap, although it has two graphics chips and a driver from which nvidia could learn cheating.

"I'm looking forward to this card and just hoping it ain't gonna pull a Volari on us or nothing."

by cyberwal83 February 16, 2004