New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

News station n penetration

going on a random new-station while penetrating if you know what i mean (:

john likes news station n penetration when he's board of Netflix and chill.

by ityttv November 5, 2019

New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror

1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.

by _emmv_ March 31, 2025

New York Snow Cone

A male and female engage in sexual intercorse, the male ejaculates his semen in to the female. Another man preforms oral on the same female right after.

Yo, did you hear Ely got the New York Snow Cone from Kara?

by PBR3081232 December 16, 2017

Fag (new)

1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.

Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.

Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"

by derogatoryTheDestroyer October 25, 2023

New moon

the new moon . North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes... that when heaven will arrive puchui needed this information to reach heaven but he didn't really need the new moon he needed the gravity of it he used his new stand c moon to change the gravity of a frame he stuck himself in to reach the spot he needed to reach and that when heaven arrived a new stand was formed made in heaven

North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...

Go there and wait for the New Moon...

That's when Heaven will come.

by my mom grounded October 22, 2020

APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 7, 2008