black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant

Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy

by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020

Chicken Gawking

Chicken gawking is the act of leering at a woman or a man so that your neck extends out like a chicken pecking for food.

That man is chicken gawking at you so hard that he almost fell off of the bar stool.

by Bad Attitude Barbie August 9, 2019

chicken

chicken is very epic and eats chicken and does chicken sounds and may or may not have a longschlong

me: :3
chicken: long

by dritona October 13, 2024

Chicken Putty

A chicken who falls into a pool of any type of cream.

Shit! The chickens fell in the pool of (Insert a type of cream)

Looks like some good chicken putty

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

flippin chickens

the upward movement of women's breasts.

WE FLIPPIN CHICKENS TONIGHT!

Hey man, I heard you were flippin her chickens.

by pantyslayer November 4, 2020

Chicken tiddies

Tiddies of a chicken

Damn you got some chicken tiddies

by Niggahair February 16, 2020

Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you

Never do anything chicken stock.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2022