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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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Ur mom

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.
by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022
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White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.
by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022
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your mom

bro your mom
by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020
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ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.
man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)
by im gay <3 July 28, 2021
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Nacho Mom

the Title of "Nacho Mom" is given to someone of the male variety.
Nacho Moms' have black hair, blue eyes, and a healthy muscular build.
they usually have several children, but their favorites are the ones who are named Lyssa.
Nacho Mom's give cookies to their children when they behave correctly.
they happen to be very funny, and quite attractive, and they definitely LOVE attention.
walks in the rain, and listening to death metal are some of their favorite past times.
be careful of approaching a Nacho Mom. it can be very dangerous if you give off the wrong impression. they can easily eat your head off.
otherwise, if you set a good impression, Nacho Moms' are cuddly, sort of like a teddy bear~
Nacho Mom said i behaved soooo well last night that he gave me the ENTIRE cookie jar!
by NachoChillin' November 2, 2009
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