sick fuck

I'LL SHOW YOU THE DEFINITION OF A SICK FUCK!
*whips my 300 mile long cock and rapes you*

Manager: What are you doing to those hamburgers?
Drew Pickles: I am just turning Mcdonalds to swelldonalds
Manager: WHO ARE YOU A SICK FUCK?
Drew Pickles: I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A SICK FUCK! *whips my 300 mile long cock and rapes you*

by The guy with the glasses December 14, 2012

Thruster Fuck

When your dick is down your women's throat, you do a really violent Thrust to her face right before you cum so she chokes.

Dude... Last night Jenny let me Thruster fuck her face. It was great.

by Savage John January 3, 2010

Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.

He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

by Bobby222 May 26, 2009

being fucked

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.

I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.

by the defining penis May 8, 2016

fuck basket

A basket full of sex toys given to the bride to be at her wedding shower.

Dont forget to put the dildo in her fuck basket.

by Tim25 August 24, 2005

dick fucking

Sticking your dick in somebody else's pee hole
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)

Daniel: Dude Caleb totally got caught dick fucking last Friday.
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit

by Miguel Antonio Franco February 16, 2008

fuck trumpet

A whiny little bitch.

Donald Trump is a toupeed fuck trumpet.

by Blasphemos July 2, 2016