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monkey brain belt buckle

When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.
by grtwhtshrk August 5, 2008
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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
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Funked-Up Monkey Junk

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up
Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
by Youttttt November 29, 2011
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Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020
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Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.
by Ri-ck April 15, 2003
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Monkey Puzzle Tree

While some people think this is a real name for a tree, the experts based in Texas, who are currently studying this type of "tree" in England, know better. In fact Monkey Puzzle Trees are simply a name that come off the top of someones head when trying to appear a know it all in front of a large group of people.
-What tree is that over there?

-oh well its a Monkey Puzzle Tree, you know like the game, thats what it is named after of course.
by carrollexchangetreelover June 28, 2009
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