big black jumbo penis

an extremly large penis of the african american decent

kelly likes big black jumbo penis in her mouth

big black jumbo penis by *Brayden* April 28, 2008

stinky penis 

When a gay guy has got it on to much and not washed his penis, therefor having stinky penis.

Oh gawd George, you totally have stinky penis!

stinky penis by TEB August 21, 2006

monkey penis 

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

monkey penis by teh0gre February 28, 2006

Tom Clancy's Penis 

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.

Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.

Tom Clancy's Penis by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

small penis car 

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).

(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.

small penis car by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005

hooded penis 

An uncircumcised penis that looks like it has a hood on.

Randy: Did you see Jacob today in the locker room?

Newman: Yeah, it looks like hes got the ole' hooded penis.

hooded penis by NEW YORK 23 May 31, 2009

human penis 

you

you are a human penis

human penis by some_fucker December 13, 2016