Cock-eyed

When a chick is giving you a blow job, her eyes focus in on the shaft giving the visual effect of her being....”cock-eyed”

Stacey looked so cock-eyed the other night when she was blowing me.

by Trainwreck2019 September 13, 2019

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Cock-attack

It's like a heart-attack but on your cock.
It's happens when something so powerful makes you fap too much...

Can you imagine a movie with Angelina Jolie, Mila Jovovich, Mila Kunis,Cara Delevigne and Lucy Liu??
Stop it man, I'm about to have a cock-attack.

by pegasus-san September 29, 2017

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God's Cock

(Adj.) Some find this to be a less offensive term to use, because "God Damn" is much too offensive.

(Man hits thump with hammer) "God's cock!!' I smashed my thumb!"

by JacklynHunter June 18, 2017

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Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017

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Cock knob

The act of using your penis to open a closed door

Guy-how did you get in?
Guy2- I Cock knobed the door.

by Fuzzy man May 29, 2016

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cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.

He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch

by cockermaster July 25, 2012

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