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...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.
cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*
by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010
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I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult
by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017
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i will DL and have a look

The process of downloading, and having a look.

It is quickly becoming the new standard of the internet. Many who have downloaded, forget to look.

Derived from empornium.
kallazz: I will DL and have a look.
ThongGoblin: Apparently he'll download and have a look.
hancomp: Hey kallazz...did you DL and have a look?
by flipz February 14, 2005
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That's How I Roll

An amazing signature creation from Cold Stone Creamery made with Cake Batter Ice Cream, Cookie Dough, Fudge, and Whipped Cream! YUMMM!!!
Cold Stone Mixmaster: Hi Welcome to Cold Stone! I can help the next group in line!

you: yes, I would like a Gotta Have it size That's How I Roll please. OH! With a waffle bowl too!
by myownpov October 10, 2008
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I love you, no homo

1. Saying that you love your friend as a friend
2. What you say when you accidentally let an "I love you" slip
Friend 1: *Walks in with beers*
Friend 2: Dude, I love you, no homo.
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Friend 1: I love you.
Friend 2: ...
Friend 1: No homo!
by Batman! At The Disco May 17, 2012
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I can break these cuffs

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"
by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010
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I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".
Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you
by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016
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