Janet Syndrome

When you're so awesome that you mess everything up, and become so clumsy.

Dude, she's got the Janet Syndrome.

by Lommy April 19, 2014

snowman syndrome

Getting fat because of all the food, and staying inside so long that you haven't seen sunlight, therfore looking like a snowman

Bob-Damn fred, what the hell happened? you look like a fucking snowman?!
Fred-I've got snowman syndrome

Bob-Heh...dumbass

by Raw Faith December 17, 2009

V'ger Syndrome

The need to know everything about everything. Mostly geeks and brains. The occasional nosy aunt.

One: Man, we gotta do this on the downlow. My mom's got V'ger Syndrome
Two: Shit, really? Does she know we're smokin 420 in ur bedroom?
One: She was dope to that day one, brah.

by kheldon71 September 4, 2012

jeally syndrome

the unnatural nature of jealousy accompanied with anger and frustration without any reason at all usually seen in comment box commenting hmmmppp, reallly???

are you okay? I'm with my friend... hmmmppp...really???...hey what's up with you? you had your tantrum again. i hate your jeally syndrome when it comes to you.

by ulaphi5 May 21, 2011

Noob Syndrome

When one thinks they know every aspect of what they have just recently begun to do.

Michael: Hey man that's not how you roll a j.
James: STFU n00b, you've smoked pot three times!
Michael: Man, I know more than you do.
James: Dude you got noob syndrome.

by md616 December 9, 2008

Call of Duty Syndrome

A period in which you shouldn't go out in public after playing Call of Duty. Amount of time depends on time played. Symptoms can be hiding or trying to look for an RPG as you see a plane, confusing it for a Harrier Strike. Meeleeing someone when you see them running towards you. And many others.

Guy 1: Look man, a plane!

Guy 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY JAVELIN!

Guy 3: Chill out man, you just have Call of Duty Syndrome.

by the-informant96 February 1, 2010

Little Man Syndrome

A person who thinks that he/she is bigger than they really are and tries to fight anyone as a result of it.

Ian has little man syndrome.

by Ian Cash December 28, 2011