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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”
by listlessnesss December 5, 2021
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new castle

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
you’re such a fucking loser
by ilovenapping July 4, 2022
mugGet the new castlemug.

SMNI News

SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.

It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.
MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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the new norm

all these woke faggots trying to turn america gay #makeamericafunnyagain

also i love daddy elon uwu
the new norm aint the same as the old norm
by greeniesnickie December 12, 2024
mugGet the the new normmug.

Brave new world

A Brave new world is a good example of what the left and the Palestinian caucus is trying to achieve.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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