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Finger Hat

A crocheted hat for your finger while sewing
Always remember to put on your finger hat when sewing
by Small wise one November 17, 2025
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Finger Weeper

A woman that cries when fingering herself
She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else

You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight

She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress
by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025
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Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.
by Jonk67 November 8, 2025
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three fingers up

a sexy tall Indonesian with a 7.4 inch dick
*insert image*
"Wow Evan put three fingers up, that means he gets no bitches"
"No it doesn't check urban dictionary"
by evansleftnut June 4, 2022
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2 Fingers Up

Man or Woman who wants to get fucked by the same gender.
Did you see how he put 2 Fingers Up? How gay.
by NaethingSin May 26, 2022
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Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.
Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.
by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024
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dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!
Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!
by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016
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