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fart monkey

darn that was a fart monkey
by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020
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string fart

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.
Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.
by Sheronimo June 8, 2017
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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Fart

The cry of an imprisoned turd!
Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.
by Servinmervin November 22, 2021
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Poop Fart

A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one
by Yungpat February 11, 2021
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solidarity fart

When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace
Coworker: where is Johnny?

Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024
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Poop Fart

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023
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