No Nut November

A month in which men become gods,

Aka,

Don’t nut for a whole month.
Masturbating or anything with sex is allowed in this month, but do NOT nut.

If you nut, you lose.

Man 1: How is your No Nut November going?

Man 2: Yeah! I haven't nutted in 2 weeks already!

by Luke McDuck November 1, 2018

No Nut November

No Nut November ( also commonly referred to as NNN ) is a challenge in which men and boys alike have to restrain themselves from the acts of self pleasure and masturbation. The opposite of No Nut November is Destroy Dick December, another challenge in which not masturbating is frowned upon, and men and pretty much anyone who accepts this challenge is heavily encouraged to masturbate as many times as they can.

Boy: I wanna masturbate today.
Girl: You can't because its No Nut November.
Boy:Dammit. Just you wait until Febuary...

by YeetusM'Feetus December 26, 2019

Nut bagging

Nut Bagging is a gay term for tit Fucking except the partner is using his Testicles on the penis for pleasure.

Guy 1: My boyfriend really knows how to use his testicles for a Nut Bagging last night.

Guy 2: Man you are so lucky. I am so jealous of your boyfriend's Skill in bed.

by Yugo Yagami May 31, 2020

Nut Pro

A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.

"im nut pro" - a friend.

by Shínobu December 22, 2018

Nut

Originally a term for male ejaculation, "nut" has evolved into a colloquial slang term used to express satisfaction.

Can be used as a noun "nut', a verb "to nut", or as an exclamation "nut!"

Mom: I made cookies! They're fresh out of the oven !
Your response: Oh nut! thanks mom
*You now see the cookies... they're still soft and melty... you begin to salivate*

You: Oh i'm about to NUT!
*You now take a bite of the deilcious cookie*
You: Ooooh that was a whole nut!

by armpitts October 24, 2018

Bomega Nut

The force of your nut is so big that it explodes in her face like an atomic bomb. And the rest of the nut travels into another dimension and in pregnates an ailen woman.

Ohh man I just Bomega nuted!
What does that mean?
She died and I in pregnated another ailen woman.

by Lil sperm August 23, 2018

Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018