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one-hit wonder

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.
Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.
by Rob October 22, 2004
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One Man Gang Bang

When one man has anal, vaginal, and oral sex with one woman during one session, in any order. Also known as the trisexta.
Will: Want to go the bar tonight?
Bill: Not before 11, I am going to one man gang bang my girl in a bit.
by DrSussy October 7, 2009
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one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.
The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.
by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008
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one-eyed zipper snake

ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...
hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 4, 2009
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Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.
It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s
by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010
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One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.
Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.
by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008
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