no shit sherlock

When some dumbass states the obvious as if he was intelligent.

Example: "A computer uses electricity to run", NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

"Basketballs are made of rubber", NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

by Flobie -- YouTuber January 11, 2018

Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

Ain’t Shit

When someone says “u ain’t shit”. Implying that you are of little value. Also equates to having a max of 325 or being named “Edrik Madera”

Did u see that guy fishing?

Yea, he ain’t shit

by Josh33schwartz33 April 15, 2020

Shit-filled

I actually just did this for the mug ad at the bottom.

Buy and Shit-filled mug for your gay Jewish klansmen, Steven

by Communist Squidward March 16, 2020

reverse shit

when you get so angry, you feel the shit rise back up into your body

“my dad is making me reverse shit myself.”

by hypickle2 June 20, 2020

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Hat-Shit

Taking 3 shits in one day.

A play on the popular sports reference hat-trick where a player scores three goals in a game.

3rd shit of the day, I JUST EARNED A HAT-SHIT!!! 💩💩💩

by dshawnjohn October 25, 2020