scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016

bloody meatball

When you go balls deep in a girl during her period and your balls get bloody. Then making her suck the blood off.

Damn she was like a vampire after she sucked my bloody meatball.

by White Iverson 2.0 August 2, 2016

sweet meat injection

Sexual intercourse

Come the weekend I'm getting a sweet meat injection.

by genius mind June 26, 2016

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

saucey meatballs

When there cum all over the men's balls or period bust

Sloppy sex can lead to saucey meatballs.

by Alexia_13 May 11, 2016