by Big G69 February 18, 2020
Get the fart sniffmug. A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019
Get the Fart Weirdermug. It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
Get the fart riddlemug. The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.
Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!
by yoSco January 23, 2018
Get the Fart and Dartmug. fart smelly is a deadbeat mom who produces deadbeat kids, got all kids took away at birth, 1st kid doesn’t have a dad 6 dna test and no winning contestants, 2nd kid has a kid and doesnt do shit ( likes to baby trap ) also smelly kelly also known as fart smelly ( very fat and smelly ) doesnt do shit for her grandkid but wants to act like she’s involved. when fart smelly texts the bm to “her” grandchild she makes excuses and doesnt follow the rules of the babys schedule, argues with bm every couple weeks bc she didnt raise her kids and knowns that babys need to be on a schedule. repeats herself like a black woman. doesnt read context clues, has no backbone, is really fat and smelly, is sad and miserable, has a drug problem, is a brother and homie hopper, ran through, traumatizes kids and flashes them ( with lesbian tendencies ) did i mention shes really smelly? dates married guys names clitus, also hoped on his brother, very very very smelly, shaves everyday and skin feels like an alligator, smelly kelly so smelly her underwear super smelly, constantly has bv, bacterial vaginosis, and unbalanced ph. likes to hit on kids, doesnt care abt any of her kids and one grandchild, fights her kids as well, trys to run kids over with car, makes everything about her, smelly kelly is a nazi, fart smelly sharts her pants.
“ewwww ur a fart smelly”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”
“you need to stop acting like fart smelly”
“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”
“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”
“you need to stop acting like fart smelly”
“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”
“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”
by jim bithelll July 8, 2025
Get the fart smellymug. by Nothingness is in my brain February 1, 2022
Get the Fartmug. by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017
Get the Safety Fartmug.