throw up-do

An attractive hairstyle created for the purpose of keeping your hair out of the toilet while you're throwing up. Usually given by a hair stylist friend after a night of heavy drinking.

"Felicia, I'm tired of holding your hair. Let me give you a throw up-do. I have some bobby pins in my purse."

by pangeadream April 26, 2015

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Not doing it

Not doing it.

Hym "Not doing it until I get the credit. I will Momar Ghedaffi the shit out of a little girl. You already have my money you cannot have my mind. I will kill your fucking kids and if the wrong people are watching more than the ones I kill will die. You're going to learn to watch that fucking attitude of yours, politics-bitch! You'll fucking see. I'll show you. Bitch!"

by Hym Iam July 28, 2025

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'Why do you care?' politics

Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.

Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"

Trans-gender *exists*

Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."

Liberal "Why do you care?"

Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

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Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

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Doing a Monaghan

To adopt over priviledged adult children within your workplace and provide them with an over abundance of moral and financial suppport.

Susan is 48, has 3 kids and makes 35,000 a year, yet she is the one buying coffees for he collegue who is 25, lives at home with their parents and makes 50,000 a year. Susan is doing a Monaghan.

by VanNiek November 22, 2021

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