cat

Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'

by catsxarexawesome November 9, 2018

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Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.

“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”

by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018

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A psyco maniac depressed serial killer who kills you if you get close to her friends, also a furry and I have Elon musk’s Flamethrower so watch out. Run, she will stab you with a knife if you hurt her friends and hugs you sometimes if she’s overly excited

Run from cat

by Ur mums gurl November 12, 2018

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cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

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