New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

new england

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.

where do u live?
new england
oh got u

by snoopdawgio December 6, 2018

New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).

I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.

by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012

New Order

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.

The New Order has grown to include many members.

by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.

David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024