Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

Deez Nuts

Your family jewels

precision

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem

by Milked my family jewels September 4, 2018

Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.

I just got Nut Barraged!

by William Rentes September 4, 2018

Nut booger

When you jack off and orgasm and somehow these little clumps of sperm sometimes appear when your cum is too thick.

Tyler: Man when I came I had tiny pieces of Nut booger all over me
David: Ewwww dude that's disgusting
Tyler: kek

by FartNiggasBeLike September 5, 2018

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018

Nut-tastic

The best feeling when you nut

i just the had the best nut it was nut-tastic

by MILFDAD69 September 18, 2018

The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.

Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!

by Rrrrrrich September 19, 2018