Mom clout

It’s when moms humiliate and/or share personal stuff from their child in order to win some “mom clout” in front of other moms which is saying things that other moms can laugh at or relate to from their own children experience.

My mom told everyone about my small dick in front of a bunch of other moms just for some mom clout

by Sugarandtears May 29, 2022

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

mom’s clitoris

Sorry, we could not find mom’s clitoris!

Dad loves to play with mom’s clitoris at all kinds of odd times!

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)

bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt

by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024

Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

your mom

the thing you say all the time, shut up.

"my grandpa died yesterday" " your mom" "kys"

by usdkskhjds March 16, 2023

your mom

Gay

Your mom gay.

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019