The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.
by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025
Get the Your mommug. Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
Get the Soccer mommug. A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
Get the Dinis mommug. start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
by bitch_please June 5, 2014
Get the luger mommug. by chumburger February 17, 2021
Get the Mommug. by anonymous October 1, 2021
Get the Your mommug. by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022
Get the ur mom a hoemug.