Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

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Rube Goldfish

The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish

by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023

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The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

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Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

The Vegas Golden Knights are frauds

by drshallow69 January 4, 2024

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Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.

I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.

by ShopKip November 25, 2023

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