you have no friends 

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.

Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat

you have no friends by Me me self and I April 17, 2010

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

free sample friendship by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

friendsex 

casual sexual activity with no emotional strings attached. people who engage in friendsex are friends with benefits

Gage and Caro had friendsex.

friendsex by teh ninja July 21, 2008

Fried gold 

Again,invented by Nick Frost and popularized by the movie Shaun of the Dead. However, I believe the intended meaning stems not from something being hot enough to fry gold, but rather a combination of the appreciations for things made of gold, and fried foods; as if the only way gold could be any more valuable is if it were battered and deep fried. (Mmmmmmm, fried gold..) This also seems very befitting of Nick Frost's character.

Q: "What'd you think of that movie last night?"
A: "Absolute fried gold, loved it."

"Look at that hot rod, what a piece of fried gold."

Fried gold by BC Watkins November 4, 2005

Fried Egg 

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.

Fried Egg by Doc Madness April 2, 2011

Deep Fried Dick 

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

Deep Fried Dick by Cripndip December 28, 2011