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E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.

As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'

by gravitybomb May 16, 2008

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If you don’t know what an E is than you need some serious help

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

e

something flamingo says

e e e e e e e yes

by dontsaybadword June 18, 2020

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 21, 2022

E

A letter used to be a unknown answer

Person 1: Hey what do believe in?
Person 2: E

by Wall-E 1 October 8, 2019

eme e eme e

"Eme e eme e" is a spanish MEME

dude.1- did you see that eme e eme e i sent you

dude.2-si

by lil.PP September 19, 2019

e is life

e is life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

"how are you sir?" "e is life"

by MT on switch March 8, 2021