by dog in hat November 23, 2010
by Zichenauer May 26, 2018
by Prometheus42 February 21, 2016
Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 06, 2025
A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies
L: The police caused this riot
Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
by Nightbard March 07, 2021
by Robloxisverifunni123 October 09, 2017