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kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
by peppper March 29, 2010
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No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator
"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march
by siwnhs March 12, 2021
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Anti-Nut

Anti-Nut
verb noun

1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.

2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
1 (As a verb). Dies in Minecraft in lava. "Aghhh, I'm going to Anti-Nut!"

2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
by G amer October 2, 2021
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Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"
by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010
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Death Nut

"Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.
He stared into Val Kimers eyes and had a total death nut.
by Vampire Man Lover December 3, 2022
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nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
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