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Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.
Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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Grudge Fart

A special type of gaseous leak from ones ass that heads straight for ones own nasal cavity very fast. As if the fart Is going to give you a piece of his mind for birthing him.
I pulled off my covers only to be greeted by a grudge fart making me and my friends gag.

"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."
by M3NTALXHAZARD January 17, 2017
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Fart

Disgusting peice of air that comes out your peach especially if u have sbd (silent but deadly)
Ben: *farts*
Me: 💀
by So you have chose death May 12, 2023
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Fart Stream

The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.
Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.

Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.
by G6Saitin November 8, 2021
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derrick fart

A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.
I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!
by Dwreck May 15, 2018
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Fart

The most Splendid Awesome SATISFYING thing FLOPPIN EVER! But... thats only if its you, if your homiee fam does a little toot, you fuckin outa there ASAP! You be screaming evacuate! The smells actually kind good doe
I FARTED said bobby OH NO! GOD NO screamed Alex RUN FOR UR FUCKING LIVES
by AliBoyHD123 December 4, 2019
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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