student eyes

When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.

Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''

Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''

Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''

Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''

Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''

Students: ''Yeah...''

by Bobby Greenery April 1, 2024

Eyes like a dude

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.

She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

ey

A literal nobody-

“She is a literal ey.”

by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021

Formula1 Eyes

When The yes of a person dart from left to right

Formula1 Eyes

"Mummy what's wrong with Harvey Prices eyes?"

"Nothing darling, he is just watching Formula1 in his head again"

by Pcmreform January 17, 2026

Mortgage eyes

When an eye of a person remains fixed on you and the other eyes is looking at their own ear
One is fixed and the other is variable

"Watch out Mum, the woman in the little yellow car is about to run is off the road"

" Don't worry love, look she is gesturing to us that it's our fault, it's only Mortgage eyes from down the road!"

by Pcmreform January 17, 2026

Eye-gooning

The act of entertaining oneself through visual admiration of highly desirable aesthetics, typically online (e.g., social media, photos, videos) without any interaction beyond observing.

Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”

"Bro I wasn't actually doing anything, I was just eye-gooning to some hypercars."

by eygoner January 17, 2026