a.the residue left on the tip of your penis after intercoarse b. when you catch some funky shit from a chick that makes your penis oose, what appears to be, cheese
Guy: We shouldn't have fucked those hookers last night Greg. Guy2: Why do you say that Bill?
Guy: Because I woke this morning to some serious dick cheese : (
Two meanings:
1)When a girl or gay guy put cheese in his/her mouth with a hole just big enough for a dick to fit through, and then sucks of there man.
2) When a guy covers his dick with cheese and then gets head, also known as cheese job
It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon