fuck you babies

Having so many children that can potentially make you grandchildren that you are at ease knowing your genetic line will proliferate in the future.

In reference to the phrase "fuck you money" where you have so much money that you can say fuck you to nearly anyone without significant repercussions.

Origin:

JFG Tonight Episode #932

Person 1: Isn't he worried he will die alone?

Person 2: Nah, he has fuck you babies.

by Street Spitin' Wizard September 1, 2023

I’m only a baby!

Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.

Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!

by Catfoodinit May 8, 2021

Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.

Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.

by [e-mail] January 25, 2020

baby-stomping boots

A pair of boots that could sufficiently stomp on babies. Usually combat boots.

Danny: I love your Docs!
Nadia: Yeah, these are my baby-stomping boots.

by OlivieWolivie November 27, 2009

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008

baby nun brand

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.

I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.

by JBem December 27, 2005

Baby Dick Slayer

A female between the ages of eighteen and twenty who carries the developmental qualities of a full fledged, experienced Dick Slayer.

The Baby Dick Slayer is so smokin hot that you'll pop a boner just from being within a block radius of her, yet she uses a fake ID to get into clubs or buy beer.

by BigTeddyK March 10, 2010