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Why is there Life.
by Penguinsnoodles October 24, 2022
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life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Life

42
"All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"42," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
by Kesia6075 December 29, 2013
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Gacha Life

It's an app where you supposed to make characters or so called "OC" but slot of people use it for bad stuff like edgy depressed kids, porn makers, cringe, ect
Person 1: Hey have you heard of gacha life?
Person 2: Yeah, it's shit dont play it
Person 3: There is some good content creators though..
by Rusty Werido July 13, 2022
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gacha life

A game created by satan's rejects of hell
John: what is gacha life?
Micheal: go search it up
John: OH MY GOODNESS THE CRINGE
by F4U January 7, 2022
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Life

Life is a gift, most of the time a horrible gift. Life could be awesome, then someone ruins it for you.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.
Sad :
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"

Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.

Happy :

Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."

Yippee
by qpdu February 5, 2024
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