Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.

"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"

by 7003861311 May 29, 2021

Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

DEEZ NUTS

something u dont have

guy.deez nuts you. something non-ezistent to you

by anonymous December 10, 2021

nut duvet

Ejaculating into a duvet consistently, avoiding the requirement for socks or tissue. The duvet should avoid being washed to ensure potency.

Tito Jackson just uses a nut duvet because he’s a lazy boy.

by Nutduvetlover March 27, 2022

deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem

tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it

by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017

Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022