Vampire Penis 

Another name for a tampon.

Girl 1: Ugh.. I started my period. Did you bring any tampons?
Girl 2: Do you mean a Vampire Penis?

Vampire Penis by styl0 May 22, 2010

noodle penis 

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.

"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"

noodle penis by Meghan5sos December 12, 2015

Small PENIS 

What I have

I HAVE A small PENIS

Small PENIS by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 July 1, 2019

Garlic Scented Penis Cream 

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

Garlic Scented Penis Cream by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

shrivelled penis 

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

shrivelled penis by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

danielitis penis 

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

danielitis penis by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008