ur mom

Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..

Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom

by Nonmar April 16, 2022

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

ur mom

a commonly used word that you can use for anything and EVERYTHING all most and basic white boy you find will say it. this is also a very overused word.

you- what you after school
basic white boy- ur mom

by BlueBarryBeeBenson March 29, 2022

your mom

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

ur mom

ur mom is a very offencive word to win any fight

personA: yeah well fuck you
personB: yeah well fuck ur mom

(walks off cooly) (other persons jaw drops) personB: yeah dont mess with me

by skye<33 September 16, 2021

Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022