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November 1

November 1st of every year we celebrate Leave Your Parents Alone Day. The kids have a ton of candy, TV and video games. They do not need a nutritious dinner for once. Parents are allowed to do anything they want to, including participating in eating candy, watching TV and playing video games. Kids are not allowed to fight, or everything gets taken away from all of the kids (even the innocent ones), and they are sent into solitary confinement for the remainder of the day.
by Knehigh November 1, 2019
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november 4

If you have a tall friend this is a Great day to express that with some thoot shit
November 4 is national make fun of your tall friend day! For example: use this sentence: how’s the weather up there? Then afterwards give him/ her a donut as «i was just joking,ly»
by some crackhead advice November 1, 2019
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November 1

November 1st is the day to give your crush a hoodie if she's cold and shivering.
by Sassy100 November 1, 2019
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November 2

The day you poo on your bf or gf or crush without getting in trouble!!!!!!!!
Hey ima poo on you?
Why?
ITS POO ON YOUR CRUSH DAY! November 2
by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019
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November 1st

National start putting up Christmas stuff and just skip Thanksgiving (except you still get the food)
Me: its november 1st
My family: 🎄🎅🎁🎄
by Potato327 November 1, 2019
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November 1st

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day
shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor
by thedogketchup November 1, 2019
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November

November, the month of eating, digestion, stomach aches and diabetes. November is the month of eating because u r eating ur Halloween candy till about Thanksgiving and then u r eating the thanksgiving feast and it’s leftovers. U will also end up getting the halloween belly.
It’s November boys, time for cavities!
by LOOLF November 1, 2019
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